“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” - Winston Churchill

” ‘You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.’
‘Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.” - Winston Churchill

“ ‘Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.’ - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
‘Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.’ “ - Winston Churchill reply

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” - Winston Churchill